The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.

"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."

twitterbating by discordinoffice January 2, 2009

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twitterpaign

A campaign nearly completely conceived of, and orchestrated on, twitter. A twitterpaign will contain a hash-tag (#) next to key words to influence twitter trends. Twitterpaigns ask followers to do something: retweet, blog, email, online petition or voting.

Currently, a number of celebrities are asking followers to vote for them for the People's Choice Awards. Example tweet: "Did everyone vote today for @NathanFillion (moi) #peopleschoice"

Twitterpaigns can be retaliatory. Comments made by a Marie Claire blogger about the "fatties" on the CBS show "Mike & Molly" provoked a twitterpaign. The blogger's twitter page was "blasted", tweets called for blogger's firing & requested followers retweet.

twitterpaign by New2Twitter November 2, 2010

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twitterpation

The state of being entirely infatuated with someone

They've been together a while. It looks like they're in pure twitterpation.

twitterpation by gingrich April 9, 2008

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Twitterpation

a condition where one is unable to think of something to tweet about

a state of sluggishness or inactivity

"Oh man, I don't know what to tweet about! I must have twitterpation."

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Twitterpation by Unicornasaurus April 14, 2010

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