twitterbating
The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.
twitterbating by discordinoffice January 2, 2009
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Twitterbating
The act of twittering. In the process of twittering. Often applied to those who twitter on a constant basis.
OMG. Ever since Brian found out about twitter he's been twitterbating all the time.
Me? I'm just twitterbating right now. What are you up too?
Me? I'm just twitterbating right now. What are you up too?
Twitterbating by spectreU98 June 29, 2009
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Twitterbating
When you search through Twitter/X for nude model/p0rnstars in order for something to use to please your self.
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twitterfatigue by lawlygagger October 17, 2010
Twitterbation
Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.
Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.
Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation
"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."
Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."
Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.
Twitterbation by Twaction October 29, 2009
Twitterbang
–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.
Twitterbang by vertigo April 22, 2009
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