twitterlating

sordid tweets in the middle of the night

She/he has a "headache" so I spent the night twitterlating under the covers. Please retweet.

twitterlating by Davidch999 February 26, 2013

twitterfatigue 

Inability to get motivated to tweet on a regular basis.

I have not tweeted in a more than a week. I'm suffering from twitterfatigue.

twitterfatigue by lawlygagger October 17, 2010

twitterbating

The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.

"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."

twitterbating by discordinoffice January 2, 2009

Twitterlingus

Flirting via twitter as a pretext for sex.

We were totally into twitterlingus long before we meet in real life.

Twitterlingus by Joeyar April 19, 2009

Twitterling 

The creatures that inhabit the land of Twitter. Constantly posting their every action, hoping that someone will care and acknowledge their existence.

Marry- It's been far too long since I tweeted something
-last tweet was 12 seconds ago-
Bill- Marry you're such a Twitterling! Come back to Earth!

Twitterling by Areano23 August 31, 2012

Twitterpating 

Twittering while in love; Twittering to/about someone/something you love

Sara is often twitterpating about her boyfriend

Twitterpating by EmotionlessBlue January 23, 2010

Twitterbating

The act of twittering. In the process of twittering. Often applied to those who twitter on a constant basis.

OMG. Ever since Brian found out about twitter he's been twitterbating all the time.

Me? I'm just twitterbating right now. What are you up too?

Twitterbating by spectreU98 June 29, 2009