tweeted

verb- past tense-
to update your twitter account.

Claudia tweeted from her iphone.

by Myspacestalker July 23, 2009

tweeted

When someone pooped them self in their underware with out going to the toilet.

Johnny tweeted him self on the bus.

by Mojo82 July 14, 2009

tweet tweet

Another way of giving someone the bird!!?

Tweet tweet you dumb big tittie bitch!

by SmartrGirl411 December 28, 2014

tweeting

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

by reibmag October 21, 2019

Tweet!

Sweet! on Twitter. Used instead of 'Sweet!' whenever talking about something to do with Twitter.

Marty: I just got twibed!
Scott: Tweet! Who's in your twibe?

by ocius1 April 21, 2009

Tweet

1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock

1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter

3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?

5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."

by assmasturrrrrrr January 03, 2010

tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

by Da Ass Master December 07, 2009