groupnapped

When someone forcibly adds you to a Facebook group without asking.

Can someone please explain what this group is about/for as I seem to have been added without being asked

“You've been groupnapped, Sue.”

by Davidch999 September 02, 2013

in denoël

The act of celebrating Christmas whilst in denial of Christmas.

“We don't celebrate Christmas. But we do have a big get together, gobble turkey, guzzle wine, hear the Queen's speech, exchange gifts, and watch reruns.”
You're in denoël, dude.

by Davidch999 December 26, 2013

Neurodar

The ability to detect when someone is Neurodivergent.

Yo, dude. How’d you connect so well with my autistic bro? You got some kinda neurodar?
*nods*

by Davidch999 March 30, 2021

Dadvice

Dad’s advice. Advice offered by your dad. May or may not be right. Offered with the Best will in the world. Optional.

Dad: Hey, sweet child of mine, never let others influence your feelings towards a partner.
Child: Yeah, thanks for the dadvice.

by Davidch999 December 06, 2017

Buy accident

When you accidentally hit "add to cart" more than once. Then go ahead and buy two instead of one!

I only realised I'd bought 2 in a buy accident after I'd paypal'd.

Ebay ad: selling surplus after buy accident purchase.

by Davidch999 September 20, 2012

spamnami

Tsunami of spam when we're overrun by a flood of scam mail.

Set filters to junk. We're in for a spamnami.

by Davidch999 November 15, 2013

Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 26, 2013