Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 27, 2013

JIGGLE.IN

When you absolutely have to move your body because the disco is too good!

"Oh brother! Can't stoppa JIGGLE.IN! This disco is too good!"

by Davidch999 June 12, 2013

groupnapped

When someone forcibly adds you to a Facebook group without asking.

Can someone please explain what this group is about/for as I seem to have been added without being asked

“You've been groupnapped, Sue.”

by Davidch999 July 29, 2013

in denoël

The act of celebrating Christmas whilst in denial of Christmas.

“We don't celebrate Christmas. But we do have a big get together, gobble turkey, guzzle wine, hear the Queen's speech, exchange gifts, and watch reruns.”
You're in denoël, dude.

by Davidch999 December 27, 2013

Borehamwood

The excitement you feel after running 8 miles and sink your teeth into a so-called "well deserved" shawarma.

Looking forward to a well-deserved takeaway after my 8 mile run.

“You're in Borehamwood, bro!”

by Davidch999 June 06, 2013

Pidgeon question

Questions asked by former management consultants that sound easy but are actually unfathomable.

What is Tumblr anyway? And why is Yahoo still in business?

"Dude. No-one can answer that. It's a Pidgeon question."

by Davidch999 May 20, 2013

nyotaisorry

When you spill food over someone and eat it off their body. The regretable body presentation of food.
Combination of "nyotaisori", the traditional Japanese presentation of sushi on a naked body, and "sorry", what you say when you spill your food over someone.

Aargh! My lovely new bikini! You clumsy oaf!
"Om nom nom... Nyotaisorry"

by Davidch999 June 06, 2013