twirled 

when you’re drunk, hammered, sloshed, but in a fun and cunty way. you’re flirty and hot and also drunk.

if you get too twirled (throw up, blackout, hit the floor, etc) you were “spun”.

“omg last night was so much fun, I was twirled”

“I said I would have 2 beers but I got spun instead”

twirled by Savageeeee101 July 5, 2024

twired 

Too exhausted to do anything, too wired to sleep.

I felt twired after drinking an espresso at 4:00 am.

twired by Carlyle Pollard January 7, 2004

Twired 

To be in a combined mental state of tired and wired.

I see my colleague in the elevator on the way to the meeting room. I ask him how he is doing. He says, "I have been up all night to prepare this presentation for the board. I've been working on it non-stop for three days. I've been drinking coffees like a bandit to stay awake. I'm so toasted. I'm so wired, too. Man. Hell, I''m twired.

Twired by Royal Wulff November 27, 2012

pube twirler  

Someone who is inept and void of common sense.

One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.

Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.

Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"

"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler

"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."

"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."

pube twirler by Irbster2 February 7, 2008

Ohio Baton Twirler 

During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.

Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!

Ohio Baton Twirler by Stumbling_Bears May 9, 2009

French Baton Twirler 

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent

My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler

French Baton Twirler by BassSpike October 15, 2011

twirler 

A Grateful Dead (or other jam band) fan. Called a twirler due to their tendency to get all full of hallucinogens and "dance" by spinning around in a drug addled stupor.

Dude, we need to make our way towards the stage. This grassy knoll is all full of freaky twirlers. That hippychick got glitter in my eye!

twirler by adam nass May 19, 2008