Definitions by BassSpike

French Baton Twirler

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent

My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler

Merch

When you give a girl a dirty sanchez and then urinate on her face to clean it off.

Dude I gave my girl a Golden Sanchez last night and she still smells like piss n shit!

Merch