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1. High on large amounts of stimulants (amphetamines, cocaine, caffeine, sugar, etc)
2. The point at which, having taken excess amounts of speed, you no longer feel the desire to talk (as you would when more moderately amped)
3. A state of being overstimulated, excited, and/or hyperactive.
He was completely wired after having taken more pills than usual.
On Saturday mornings the children were wired from all the sugar and cartoons.
by sirens October 28, 2005
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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Acting extremely jittery & hyper, unable to stop oneself from such behavior.
I am sooo wired this morning. Someone made the mistake of giving me caffiene last night, so I never went to sleep!!!
by Ellie December 29, 2003
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1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.
1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!
by Richard Allan Cooper August 04, 2016
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Someone who is incrediably hyperactive. Normally used to describe the state of a person who has consumed large amounts of restricted substances. This is because occasianally the aforementioned wears a look somewhat similar to someone who is being electrocuted.
<person in corner looking dazed>

"Man. He is fucking wired."
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1. Having the appearance of being Jittery, like after you drink too much coffee.
2. A device/person that is connected, either virtually or physically, to a larger whole.
3. A popular Technology publication.
1. I sat in the Waffle House for four hours and left the place completely wired.
2. The next generation of television will be wired and have access to limitless video content.
3. I just got my subscription to Wired magazine. w00t!
by M.R.R. July 08, 2003
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Wired is where you have had allot of drugs mainly cocaine so you are very fucked on coke
Tom-whats up Alex

Alex-nothing bro just wired out me head of that coke.
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