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Cooled out on some global pirate shit. For example, your walking along by your lonesome and all of a sudden a maxed out nigga like RAMBO comes along and twidles you. He puts you on!
"Yo, remember that time I twidled you? That was extra cutty shit.
Twidled by Master DMT January 14, 2008
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twiddledick 

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.
My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!
twiddledick by Nikki6 March 15, 2009
To puke in someone else's car while highly intoxicated. To Twill someone completely you must mooch off your friends for anything from rides, money, and alcohol and never offer any compensation or offer to be DD.
I got Twilled yesterday by my friend on the way home from the bar.
Twilled by B-Rhea June 8, 2014
-to pee... everywhere
-to make the pee stain sound small when it is actually very large
-Damn it! my dog tidled everywhere even on my boyfriend's leg.
-my cat saw my sister naked and he tidled everywhere.
-That movie scared her so much that she tidled her pants.
tidled by -JBZ- June 14, 2005

Twiddledeefuck 

A word that is used when a parent comes home to their son/daughter hot boxing their house with dank marijuana and a group of friends.
Why the fuck are smoking pot in my house you twiddledeefuck!?
Twiddledeefuck by Centipead11 October 20, 2010
-to pee everywhere
-to make the pee stain sound small when it is actually very large
-Damn it! my dog tidled everywhere even on my boyfriend's leg.
-my cat saw my sister naked and he tidled everywhere.
-That movie scared her some much that she tidled her pants
tidled by -JBZ- July 15, 2008

Twidle Foot 

AHHH!!! Twidle Foot!!! What the F?!? are you thinking Frank you make me sooo coral crotch(also look up F and coral crotch)
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