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twiddledick 

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.
My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!
twiddledick by Nikki6 March 15, 2009
To puke in someone else's car while highly intoxicated. To Twill someone completely you must mooch off your friends for anything from rides, money, and alcohol and never offer any compensation or offer to be DD.
I got Twilled yesterday by my friend on the way home from the bar.
Twilled by B-Rhea June 8, 2014
-to pee... everywhere
-to make the pee stain sound small when it is actually very large
-Damn it! my dog tidled everywhere even on my boyfriend's leg.
-my cat saw my sister naked and he tidled everywhere.
-That movie scared her so much that she tidled her pants.
tidled by -JBZ- June 14, 2005

Twiddledeefuck 

A word that is used when a parent comes home to their son/daughter hot boxing their house with dank marijuana and a group of friends.
Why the fuck are smoking pot in my house you twiddledeefuck!?
Twiddledeefuck by Centipead11 October 20, 2010
-to pee everywhere
-to make the pee stain sound small when it is actually very large
-Damn it! my dog tidled everywhere even on my boyfriend's leg.
-my cat saw my sister naked and he tidled everywhere.
-That movie scared her some much that she tidled her pants
tidled by -JBZ- July 15, 2008

Twidle Foot 

AHHH!!! Twidle Foot!!! What the F?!? are you thinking Frank you make me sooo coral crotch(also look up F and coral crotch)
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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