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TWIRLER 

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A GUY IN A HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE BAND BECAUSE HE WAS UNABLE TO PLAY SPORTS. DURING BREAKS THEY COULD BE SEEN TRYING TO TWIRL THE MAJORETTS BATONS
UNDER THE BLEACHERS. THEIR TRAITS OF WUSS, GEEK,
DWEEB, ETC. FOLLOW THEM THE REST OF THIER LIVES,
EVEN AS MUCH AS THEY TRY TO CONCEAL.
YOU KNOW, A TWIRLER, IS A TWIRLER, IS A TWRILER,
AND NOTHING IN LIFE WILL EVER CHANGE THAT.
TWIRLER by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009

pube twirler  

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Someone who is inept and void of common sense.

One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.

Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.
Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"

"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler

"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."

"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."
pube twirler by Irbster2 February 7, 2008

Ohio Baton Twirler 

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During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.
Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!

French Baton Twirler 

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When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent
My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler
French Baton Twirler by BassSpike October 15, 2011

dirt twirler 

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a hippie person that doesn't shower. mostly these people follow events or bands that most or all people don't shower. Usually heavy oils or incense smell is common.
That damn dirt twirler smells like Nag Champa and is ruining my day. Cannot they stop dirt twirling and shower once and awhile?

flag twirler 

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A term used if you want your butt kicked.
In color guard we do not twirl, we spin. Get it right.
Paul: Wow, Tess. You are the best flag twirler on the guard.
Tess: *Puts Paul in a choke hold* What did you say?
Paul: *Choking* You're the best flag spinner on the guard!
flag twirler by Guard Angel December 4, 2007
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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