tweelin

To go flying or off course. Similar to "off the chain". My be used to desribe an unwanted item flying off.

"Hey man, your hub cap just went tweelin off the road about a hundred feet before that exit!!!"

"Guys, that party was tweelin the other night!"

tweelin by keithyboy October 9, 2008

tweeting 

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

tweeting by reibmag October 21, 2019

Tweefing 

Beefing over Twitter, Starting drama or problems over Twitter

You a lame anyway for tweefing over the social network

Tweefing by ATRAINexpress November 27, 2011

taint tweezin'

(v) The action of removing hairs from your taint...usually by using a pair of tweezers.

It helps to drink heavily before taint tweezin'.

taint tweezin' by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006

tweeving 

Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\

Function: verb

The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.

Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.

Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."

tweeving by RocketJohn June 10, 2009

Free Range Tweeting 

Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.

Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.

Free Range Tweeting by brueckj23 March 16, 2012

tweetin' 

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin'"

tweetin' by Ass Masterz December 6, 2009