Tweedling

The act of taking a bath and raising the head of your erect penis out of the water to make an island.
Then you take a horsefly and remove one of its wings and place it on your helmet head island.
It will be unable to fly and flap around in a circle on your dick head until you shoot your load like a volcano.

Dude...I was taking a bath last night and a horsefly landed on my bar of soap. I ripped off one of that fuckers wings and started tweedling until I bust a nut. Best feeling ever.

by Uncle_Slippy_Fist August 18, 2019

tweedle

The act of ordering the same meal at a restaurant as one of the other people at your table.

Johnny ordered the steak. I didn't want to tweedle so I ordered a salad.

The menu is four pages long! Why are you tweedling off me?

by D. Vista April 26, 2005

Tweedles

Another name for something someone plays on guitar, generally something short, solo like, and not going anywhere particular, but it's not limited to that.

I was jamming with my Fender Telecaster, and my girl was impressed with my tweedles.

I was recording some random tweedles, and one of them ended up being the solo on the final cut.

Um, I think Mick's in his room, tweedeling about on the guitar.

by SilentVendetta September 22, 2010

tweedle

another name for the female genetalia

Man im tryin to get at that tweedle if u know what im sayin

by J Reda April 8, 2007

Tweedle

A redhead named Madi

Person 1: Did you see the that tweedle over there?
Person 2: Yeah I love redheads

by BigJ762 August 19, 2019

tweedles

slang for marijuana

i sure do wish i could get to the pharmacy and get my tweedles for my back pain.

by frantannaman December 5, 2009

tweedle

To play classic Tweedle music.High pitched modulating sounds. To tweedle with a flute,oboe or other wind instrument capable of tweedle modulating sounds.

I tweedled in concert.i practiced my tweedleing all day long.

by Joe Robinson December 7, 2003