22 definitions by Austin Pealy
by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
(n): The scrotal odor produced by avoiding personal hygiene for a minimum of 72 hours during a heat wave, especially when lacking air conditioning.
"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
(V): socially responsible act of wearing a mask while masturbating in public to protect those nearby, especially when you breathe heavily while nearing orgasm
Frank is so considerate, I saw him maskurbate outside the library last night…that book club that let out and walked by him definitely won’t get Covid!
by Austin Pealy November 21, 2021
(n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease
Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!
by Austin Pealy March 5, 2011
(n) a five plus pound penis that, when erect, resembles a chunky baby's leg complete with rolls. Often achieved with the help of implants and injections.
Elmer: "hey shit cletus, what you got in your pocket? "
Cletus: "bend over and I'll show you. "
Elmer: "damn, how did you do that? wait, what you doing. ..get that German baby leg away from me! "
Cletus: "bend over and I'll show you. "
Elmer: "damn, how did you do that? wait, what you doing. ..get that German baby leg away from me! "
by Austin Pealy April 17, 2015
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009