tweeving

Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\

Function: verb

The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.

Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.

Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."

by RocketJohn June 10, 2009

tweeting

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

by reibmag October 21, 2019

Tweefing

Beefing over Twitter, Starting drama or problems over Twitter

You a lame anyway for tweefing over the social network

by ATRAINexpress November 27, 2011

Twelving

The act of taking a #1 out of where you normally take a #2. It's a nice way of saying you have liquid diarrhea.

I ate some undercooked chicken yesterday and have been on the toilet twelving all day.

by Markatak November 28, 2016

Free Range Tweeting

Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.

Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.

by brueckj23 March 16, 2012

tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

Air Tweeting

Tweeting towards someone without mentioning their name.

Person 1: "I knew she was talking about me"
Person 2:"Was she air tweeting again"

Person 1:"Yes"

by Snapback_McFly June 15, 2011