Typically experienced in a public restroom setting everyday between 1:30pm - 3:30pm, whereby the entire washroom facility is inundated by non-courtesy flushers. In this perfect storm, the smell culminates in what can best be described as the equivalent of 1,000 zombies who ate 1,000 tacos, 1,000 years ago, rising from the dead, and eliminating said tacos into the rankest smell ever propagated onto mankind. Global warming is possibly being caused by this daily activity.
Hey Jesse, avoid the men's room for the next hour, Jimmy and co. just got back from Wingin' It and are engaged in the daily lunch dump. I literally held my breath the entire time I was in there to keep from bleeding from my nose and mouth. All I want for Xmas is a courtesy flush from those fuckers.
by RocketJohn October 12, 2007
An adverb used to dramatically explain how impactful to your bowels the situation was, is, or will be...
Ex1.:
Looks like Dave's neighbor kids broke into his house while he was gone, had a shittingly good time on his carpet, sofa and even the poor aquarium.
Ex.2:
Around 1am, Jessie officially had a pant shittingly good time at Rob's annual Ugly Sweater Xmas Party, to the point it took them 2 hours to clean the bathroom and Jessie.
Looks like Dave's neighbor kids broke into his house while he was gone, had a shittingly good time on his carpet, sofa and even the poor aquarium.
Ex.2:
Around 1am, Jessie officially had a pant shittingly good time at Rob's annual Ugly Sweater Xmas Party, to the point it took them 2 hours to clean the bathroom and Jessie.
by RocketJohn July 30, 2008
When you take advantage of your Vietnamese friend's lack of understanding the American Culture, lack of understanding how normal Americans interact and live in the 21st century. Also, can be considered teasing your Vietnamese friends, making fun of just b/c they are Vietnamese, especially useful when they are US born citizens but just happened to be of Vietnamese parents.
Even though Bong purchased a brand new Scion for his American girlfriend that lived with him, we gave him an unending barrage of vietnabuse for trying to attain a honey way outta his league. When he read this and complained incessantly that the above statement was inaccurate, we piled on more vietnabuse and then went out for some in-town pho.
by RocketJohn April 27, 2006
When a system, process or workflow lacks an intuitive look and feel because the person that built or designed it had no idea what they were doing. Dealing with a website or system that looks like it was built by a neanderthal, when you obviously live in the 21st century and expect best in class...
Have you seen the new website, its complete junk and its very difficult to navigate around without getting lost, stuck or confused. We asked for best in class look and feel so even our lowest level employee, Jimmy, could use it. Caveman ready, not Caveman built!
by RocketJohn October 24, 2008
Performing rough drunken anal sex with your partner's g-string or bloomers on your head, with a portion of material covering one eye. Filthy Pirate is often accompanied by a exuberant grunting "ARrrgh!" when you climax. The Filthy Pirate + is achieved by attempting the maneuver with your pet parrot. Extra points are awarded for completing this act on a boat, even more if at sea. Additional bonus points gained if bird talks during act, walks on partner, or eliminates on either party.
You could always count on ol' Jimmy to find a willing victim at the annual Columbus Day Festival, to embark on a filthy pirate with. It was a banner year when he brought along Arthur, his African Grey, to add to the "yarring" good fun. "Thar she blows, thar she blows... Squalk! Squalk!"
by RocketJohn June 26, 2007
To take a reasonably worn, in perfect shape, jean jacket and cut off the sleeves to make the ultimate white trash denim-frayed vest. Often seen with biker wannabes and other Joe Dirt personas.
Look I understand that Jimmy, our Applebee's restaurant manager, wants to get a Harley one day, but the big "The Motor Company" back patch on his acid wash denim vest fails on so many levels. Its just a weak display of vesticular denimcide. What a waffle twat.
by RocketJohn September 18, 2008
A variation on the common saying, "keep your voice down", but with more emphasis on physically keeping the mouth out of sight and harm's way.
Secondary usage of the phrase:
Also used when receiving oral pleasure and the giver lifts his or her head at an inopportune moment, typically before climax or orgasm.
Secondary usage of the phrase:
Also used when receiving oral pleasure and the giver lifts his or her head at an inopportune moment, typically before climax or orgasm.
Bob: No, those girls totally reek of cigarette smoke, no way would I think about hittin' that.
John: Damn it Bob, keep your mouth down, they are right behind us.
or
Jimmy: Damn it, Jessie keep your mouth down, I was about to finish!
John: Damn it Bob, keep your mouth down, they are right behind us.
or
Jimmy: Damn it, Jessie keep your mouth down, I was about to finish!
by RocketJohn November 05, 2007