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annoying adverts.
these fucking twatverts are gettin' on my tits
twatverts by JediSquirrel May 4, 2011
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twatterism 

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.
Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

twitversation 

A conversation consisting of three or more replies from two twitter users, having a small chat via twitter instead of over the phone.
"@twitterusera did you go back home for the weekend?"
"@twitteruserb yeah."
"@twitterusera how far did you have to drive?"
"@twitteruserb like 5 hours"
"@twitterusera ouch, that's rough"
"@twitteruserb yeah, but it's so worth it to be home."
"@twitterusera have fun!"
"@twitteruserc whoa @twitterusera and @twitteruserb just had a twitversation"
twitversation by withlegs April 21, 2009

twaterson 

The all american white male

last name from the north caribbean
M r. And mrs. Twaterson

Did You see that twaterson walking down the beach
twaterson by Twaterson October 4, 2020

twaterslide 

A woman who has birthed many a child, making the proceeding births much easier.

A female who is so loose that her equipment could be a water park attraction.
There out to be a child limit on her twaterslide, the children will run into each other at this rate.
twaterslide by Stan-el January 23, 2014
Action or behaviour that advertises that someone is a twat. Good examples are: posh white people that have dreadlocks, being vegan, going to any left wing demonstration, or getting offended on someone else's behalf.
Did you see the spoiler on that car? What a twatvert.
TWATVERT by anonymous December 16, 2025
Tweeker Ravers.
the ones still standing at 9 am raves.
yo, its only like 5am, lets head to the rave, heard theres twavers there.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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