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Twatson
The average Twatson is 6'2" and weighs 220 lb. It inhabits northern New Jersey but can also be found in Arkansas or Maine, depending on the season. Its diet primarily consists of Jets and Diet Cokes from the Parkwood Deli, although it also enjoys the cock. Twatsons are incredibly fucking stupid and uncoordinated. They are always seen squinting and have an abnormally-sized big toe.
Twatson by rectumranger31 April 21, 2010
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Tatersnuz by Brim five tony November 22, 2017
textersonator
A person who pretends they are someone else via text message. For instance: Picking up your boyfriend's cell phone and texting someone from his phone, as if you ARE the boyfriend.
Responding to a text message that wasn't meant for you as if you are the person it was meant for.
Responding to a text message that wasn't meant for you as if you are the person it was meant for.
I thought I was texting Jim last night, but I found out it was actually Sally. What a textersonator, I'll never trust her again.
textersonator by Cassam September 4, 2010
Textersonating
Sucessfully impersonates someone while text messaging. Done by texting something that the person might say in a given situation.
Used to mock or put down.
Used to mock or put down.
John's text: Stop textersonating my mom.
Bill's text: John's mom: Oh Bill U R just mad
BC Bill is gonna B your new daddy.
John's text: U R such a dick
Bill's text: John's mom: Oh Bill U R just mad
BC Bill is gonna B your new daddy.
John's text: U R such a dick
Textersonating by jdmill8 June 1, 2007
twaterworks
A hybrid of the words twat (vagina) and waterworks (crying). A term describing a person who is overtly sensitive and takes sarcasm and obvious humor personally. The act of bitching and moaning over obvious satire.
twaterworks by Geekbird April 27, 2005
Twittersona
Twittersona by Shannon McDonnell February 12, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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