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Traverse City Hasselhoff 

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.
Traverse City Hasselhoff by TDSMTD August 17, 2019

Traverse City

Where ALL the indie/hipsters in Michigan live.
While walking down the street in Traverse City, you will pass multiple people with polaroid cameras, hula hoops on their shoulders, goodwill sweaters, TOMS, and they will be talking about music and tumblr. No joke.
Traverse City by seventeenowls April 30, 2011
Travers is a scottish term used to mean cute or hot
This guy i met last night was a total travers
travers by Ron O'Connel April 3, 2008

Traverse City

A smaller town in Upper Northern Michigan lying right on the Grand Traverse Bay. Tourists are attracted here during the National Cherry Festival, which is during the cherry season in July each year for one week.Traverse City is a wonderful place to go to the beach, hang out and enjoy your life.
The cherries grown in Traverse City are absolutely delicious!
Traverse City by RachaelO July 16, 2006

Eduardo's Traverse

During vaginal intercourse when one suddenly and surprisingly enters the back door and then returns to the front door. Most effective when she isn't really sure if it actually just happened.
Dude, I totally did the Eduardo's Traverse on that girl last night. She was like "what? did you just do? nah, couldn't have been".
Eduardo's Traverse by Rob Matton March 15, 2007

twaterson 

The all american white male

last name from the north caribbean
M r. And mrs. Twaterson

Did You see that twaterson walking down the beach
twaterson by Twaterson October 4, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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