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twatverts by JediSquirrel May 4, 2011
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Twattertarian

Generally synonymous or related to 'Twatter', 'OffendItarian' and 'OffendAtarian'. (Similarly related to 'Political Correctness,' Woke Comedy', (an idiotic 'oxymoron',presumably derived from 'Moron'?) The word itself, originating from a rather clever and slightly smug blend of Twatter', and the type of 'Offensive Vegetarian' that you find seated next to you at a wedding dinner and scowling because you prefer the 'Chicken' option. Not an honest, quid pro quo and empathetic Vegetarian, like me Mum, who cooks us all a superb Sunday roast lamb dinner at her home , with her own vegetarian option, and quite rightly expects and receives the same sort of respect, empathy and consideration as She shows to us, or 'quid pro quo' if you prefer, in our homes. A Twattertarian is the dominant ignorant minority, the sort of ignorant Twat that would quicky re-TWEET in stead of re-SEARCHING first. They generally are the type of extremely ignorant minority twat that has the loudest voice and have been making, and continue to make, life miserable for all humanity. Live just one day in the shoes of other Cultures or Tribes, with all Classes, before you stick your destructive nose in, eh?
Why are the the lives/society of the vast majority of decent, honest and peaceful 'equatorial minded' people, who simply want to lead happy, secure and empathetic 'live-and-let-live' lives, made so miserable by the conflicts created by the absurdly disproportionately loud, influential and controlling minority of Twattertarians from the 'North' & South Poles? Simply put, why is it always just one person that spoils the party for everyone else?
Twattertarian by idiocracy62 August 16, 2024
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