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twatsauce

feminina pussy sap
my flopulator is covered with twatsauce
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Twatsaster

A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.
I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!
by Masta Z September 6, 2013
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twatface

Tony Blair: opportunity blah blah blah new blah blah responsibility oink oink blah blah

Me: Fuck off, twatface.
by annoyed anarchist May 1, 2004
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twatface

The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.

This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.
1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?

That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.

2. So are you and Anna still getting along?

Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad
by veeds1 September 8, 2009
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Toadsauce

An alternate way to say "Totally Awesome" or "Totes Awes" (in abbreviated form)
This word was formed in Duluth, MN. Perkins. 1:38am.

Linda: That'd be totally awesome
Alicia: YOU'RE totes awes!
Linda: ...Did you just say toadsauce?

Uses: Toadsauce can be used in place of any word.
Examples:

In it's original context: "Wanna go to the mall? Yeah, that'd be toadsauce!" , "You're the toadsauciest person I know"
As an object/substance: "Oop, you gotta little toadsauce on your cheek, dude" , "Don't step in the toadsauce"
In love: "I am mad toadsaucin' for you"
In anger: "You're a toadsauce! NO, YOU'RE A TOADSAUCE, ASSBAG!"
by HeartSleeves May 29, 2009
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titsauce

yo nigga this chickens dry as fuck pass the titsauce
by sharon rides March 26, 2010
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twatmancer

A word used only during a moment of strong rage used to describe a complete and utter twat
"you hurt me you TWATMANCER"
by G 24/7 March 4, 2017
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