Definitions by veeds1

lemon cherry 

Lesbian virginity.

A prestigeous state, much sought after by the female lady loving community.

Butch "What a hottie!! is she new in town?"

Femme "No, she's new to the scene, her lemon cherry is still intact!"

Butch "That won't last long"

lemon cherry by veeds1 September 27, 2009

evil sex grin 

the face reserved for coitus when you know you are gonna cum real soon and have given up on waiting for your partner to climax.

"I knew I couldn't wait any longer so I put on my evil sex grin and came first. It was awesome"

evil sex grin by veeds1 September 8, 2009

kippers 

Acronym for Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings.

Used to describe young(ish) people who should have moved out of the parental home but have refused to give up the easy lifestyle and perks that this entails. As a result this costs the parents in money and time.

Dude, you're 27, do you still live with your Mom?

Yeah, so does my bro. We got it sweet, we're kippers!

kippers by veeds1 September 8, 2009

twatface 

The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.

This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.

1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?

That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.

2. So are you and Anna still getting along?

Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad

twatface by veeds1 September 8, 2009

shag stain 

Another term for a hickey or love bite;
A scar left from kissing, sucking or biting during sexual liaisons.

Whoah, you must have got some action last night! Check out the size of that shag stain!

Teenagers think they are so cool showing off their shag stains like sexual trophies.

shag stain by veeds1 September 8, 2009

contradiction pile 

A name for the place you can store obvious contradictions, lies and bullshit stories.

Jenny: "Mike, you said you would't tell anyone about that blow job!"

Mike: "Um...yeah, just put that in the contradiction pile."

contradiction pile by veeds1 September 6, 2009

flange a l'orange 

Term used to describe a red haired lady garden or beetle bonnet.

"Check out that hot blonde!"

"She ain't really blonde, she is a natural ginger. Dude she has a flange a l'orange!"

flange a l'orange by veeds1 September 6, 2009