Twatsaster

A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.

I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!

by Masta Z September 6, 2013

Twatster

Twatster (twatstress): pretentious, but not necessarily ambitious dude who over-zealous on social mobility and flaunts his recently acquired degree in Liberal Arts from random University College. Will never be respected by academics and usually seen as class traitor.

John's degree has made him speak like he knows it all and feels it all. He's an educated geezer now, you know, knows all that fancy middle class lingo. Yeah, a right twatster.

by Samson79 May 7, 2016

twatster

A derogatory term for the pretentious hipster. Originated in the UK.

I tried to go to the concert last Sunday but the venue was filled with freakin twatsters!

by SFM 4eva! July 19, 2005

Twatcoaster

1. A worthless human being with little or no value to society. A perpetual fuckup. A person whose only legitimate purpose in life would be to serve as a literal human coaster for some female to rest her twat on.

God damn it Vallorian, stop acting like such an absolute twatcoaster and make yourself useful for once!

by Venezuela October 17, 2008

Titsaster

A person, (commonly a male teenager) with no experience in handling boobs (tits).
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"

No. 1: Dude, I just touched her tits!
No. 2: I saw that, and you allmost wrecked her rack!
No. 1: No, I didn't!
No. 2: Yes you did bro, you're a Titsaster!

by Viland February 10, 2009

twatswatter

made up by dane cook. a twatswatter is a woman who prevents another woman from getting laid.

that bitch was a twatswatter.

by sarah1988 June 2, 2009

twatbastard

Being both a twat and a bastard.

Thanks for handcuffing me to that lampost, you twatbastards.

by eifion January 1, 2004