Twatfarce 

A small family run Plumbing and Heating company in Emsworth, Hampshire.

A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing” And if you’re you’re extremely lucky for them to actually take the case off your appliance they will ensure the cobwebs will be merely blown away!

What are Twatfarce?... A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.

Does anyone know a reputable boiler servicing company?... Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing”

Twatfarce by Twatfarce November 5, 2020

twitfacespace

The location, place, or instance where Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace are grouped together. Derived from "twitspaceface" (a verb) to create a noun (particularly a place).

Harold's FireFox Browser was a Twitfacespace. He had bookmarks and tabs for Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace.

twitfacespace by mcandp2 July 19, 2010

TwatFarm 

a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.

"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.

TwatFarm by TheTalon October 19, 2003

Twitface

A person who overly uses Twitter and Facebook as a means to be social instead of actually seeing their friends face to face.

L: "I haven't seen Bill lately.."
T: "Yeah, he's turned into a bit of a Twitface..."

Twitface by Pseudo-Nim October 2, 2009

twatface 

Another word for a politician.

Tony Blair: opportunity blah blah blah new blah blah responsibility oink oink blah blah

Me: Fuck off, twatface.

twatface by annoyed anarchist May 1, 2004

twatface 

The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.

This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.

1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?

That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.

2. So are you and Anna still getting along?

Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad

twatface by veeds1 September 8, 2009

twatmancer 

A word used only during a moment of strong rage used to describe a complete and utter twat

"you hurt me you TWATMANCER"

twatmancer by G 24/7 March 4, 2017