Skip to main content

Twatfarce

A small family run Plumbing and Heating company in Emsworth, Hampshire.

A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing” And if you’re you’re extremely lucky for them to actually take the case off your appliance they will ensure the cobwebs will be merely blown away!
What are Twatfarce?... A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.

Does anyone know a reputable boiler servicing company?... Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing”
by Twatfarce November 5, 2020
mugGet the Twatfarce mug.

twitfacespace

The location, place, or instance where Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace are grouped together. Derived from "twitspaceface" (a verb) to create a noun (particularly a place).
Harold's FireFox Browser was a Twitfacespace. He had bookmarks and tabs for Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace.
by mcandp2 July 19, 2010
mugGet the twitfacespace mug.
Related Words

TwatFarm

a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.
"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.
by TheTalon October 19, 2003
mugGet the TwatFarm mug.

Twitface

A person who overly uses Twitter and Facebook as a means to be social instead of actually seeing their friends face to face.
L: "I haven't seen Bill lately.."
T: "Yeah, he's turned into a bit of a Twitface..."
by Pseudo-Nim October 2, 2009
mugGet the Twitface mug.

twatface

Tony Blair: opportunity blah blah blah new blah blah responsibility oink oink blah blah

Me: Fuck off, twatface.
by annoyed anarchist May 1, 2004
mugGet the twatface mug.

twatface

The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.

This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.
1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?

That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.

2. So are you and Anna still getting along?

Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad
by veeds1 September 8, 2009
mugGet the twatface mug.

twatmancer

A word used only during a moment of strong rage used to describe a complete and utter twat
"you hurt me you TWATMANCER"
by G 24/7 March 4, 2017
mugGet the twatmancer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email