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Twatfarce 

A small family run Plumbing and Heating company in Emsworth, Hampshire.

A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing” And if you’re you’re extremely lucky for them to actually take the case off your appliance they will ensure the cobwebs will be merely blown away!
What are Twatfarce?... A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.

Does anyone know a reputable boiler servicing company?... Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing”
Twatfarce by Twatfarce November 5, 2020
Words you can keep

twitfacespace

The location, place, or instance where Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace are grouped together. Derived from "twitspaceface" (a verb) to create a noun (particularly a place).
Harold's FireFox Browser was a Twitfacespace. He had bookmarks and tabs for Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace.
twitfacespace by mcandp2 July 19, 2010

TwatFarm 

a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.
"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.
TwatFarm by TheTalon October 19, 2003
A person who overly uses Twitter and Facebook as a means to be social instead of actually seeing their friends face to face.
L: "I haven't seen Bill lately.."
T: "Yeah, he's turned into a bit of a Twitface..."
Twitface by Pseudo-Nim October 2, 2009

twatface 

Tony Blair: opportunity blah blah blah new blah blah responsibility oink oink blah blah

Me: Fuck off, twatface.

twatface 

The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.

This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.
1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?

That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.

2. So are you and Anna still getting along?

Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad
twatface by veeds1 September 8, 2009

twatmancer 

A word used only during a moment of strong rage used to describe a complete and utter twat
"you hurt me you TWATMANCER"
twatmancer by G 24/7 March 4, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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