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twatistic 

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.
After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.
twatistic by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006
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twatiosity 

When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.
Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!

Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!
Russian Female. Used to describe recent female immigrants from Russia or the former Soviet Republics.
Hello twatski, you speak english well. What part of the evil empire are you from?.
twatski by Jimbob Hoffa September 1, 2008

twatistic 

adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia

noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics

noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.

n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.

n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.
twatistic by PseudoNinjar September 17, 2010

twatisit 

A male in yoga pants showing off his cameltoe and but plug at the same time
The guy in my next door always gets his male looking Twatisit
twatisit by Damstraight May 16, 2022
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