mens

- The word "man" in Russian-English slang.
U mens))) plix help mi))) (when a russian begging for help)

The proper English way is: "Man, please help me!"
by Nayumi October 09, 2006
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mens

A word used by non-english people on a game to reference an individual. Used in place of man, people, guy, etc.
Mens, why must we bun mens? Mens, GMs are teh itens mens itens plix?
by Darkain August 02, 2006
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Noun. Men's toilet. Usually public but sometimes also used to refer to a home toilet used by men. Origin probably "Gentlemen's toilet", abbreviated to "Men's toilet", further shortened to "Men's" or "Gents". After years of inaccurate sign writing on public toilets (internationally) the toilet can now be referred to as the "mens". Sometimes spotted as misspelt by learned old people who have not realised that words evolve. Note that the "Woman's toilet" can also be referred to as the "ladies" but not currently the "womans" (similar origin).
"Please stop the car, I need to visit the mens"
"Can I use your mens?"
"That was a dodgy curry, is there a mens I may use?"
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hopefully i can get rid of my headache too, its because of the mens, its called mens in swedish
by bzImage January 26, 2007
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Men-Men

The god of all gods for a group of people who have given up on real religion
Men-Men will always be OUR god
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Men

Apparently, the better sex.
It's 2009, we really don't need to think we're all so great.
On behalf of all the idiots that call themseves men on this site, ladies, belive me, we are not all like that. Some of us are actually not sexist testosterone filled nut jobs.
If you ever get married, try and avoid those types.
Douche-Men are better than women woooooo!
Normal man- No we're not. We're good at differant things, geez you'd think we were living in the fifties.
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1. Purely logical and emotionally stable, they will insult each other and gossip during their daily man talk, as well as throw epic manly hissy-fits when they FAIL. (Which is pretty much all the time.)
They secretly wish they had their own pair of boobies.
only men r on teh internuts lol!!!11one!11eleventyone!oneone1
by NO WAII! March 05, 2008
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