counting

One two three four, I will screw you on the floor
Five six seven eight, don't worry I will ejaculate
Nine ten eleven twelve, we can do it on the shelves
Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen, don't worry there will be a mess to clean
Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, if you want some more there's plenty
Twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four, I can walk you to your door,maybe we can do some more
Twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight, you'll be moaning this is great
Twenty nine thirty, thirty one thirty two, this is the story of how I'll fuck you.
by Ashley the anonymous July 29, 2015
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counting is fun
by Vinny Eoh April 11, 2019
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no 'count

A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.
That Crissy is a no 'count mother.
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 02, 2004
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The Count

The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa
by Some pot smoking retard May 23, 2007
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no count

A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice.
When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count."
by Andrew D. August 07, 2006
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Counting

The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?

Ralph: They were counting.
by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
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count

Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.
Can you believe he paid $50 for 2 grams! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a custy!
by eSentrik27 November 13, 2007
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