One two three four, I will screw you on the floor
Five six seven eight, don't worry I will ejaculate
Nine ten eleven twelve, we can do it on the shelves
Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen, don't worry there will be a mess to clean
Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, if you want some more there's plenty
Twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four, I can walk you to your door,maybe we can do some more
Twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight, you'll be moaning this is great
Twenty nine thirty, thirty one thirty two, this is the story of how I'll fuck you.
Five six seven eight, don't worry I will ejaculate
Nine ten eleven twelve, we can do it on the shelves
Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen, don't worry there will be a mess to clean
Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, if you want some more there's plenty
Twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four, I can walk you to your door,maybe we can do some more
Twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight, you'll be moaning this is great
Twenty nine thirty, thirty one thirty two, this is the story of how I'll fuck you.
by Ashley the anonymous July 29, 2015
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 02, 2004
The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa
by Some pot smoking retard May 23, 2007
by Andrew D. August 07, 2006
The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?
Ralph: They were counting.
Ralph: They were counting.
by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.
by eSentrik27 November 13, 2007