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twatisit

A male in yoga pants showing off his cameltoe and but plug at the same time
The guy in my next door always gets his male looking Twatisit
by Damstraight May 16, 2022
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twatistic

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.
After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.
by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006
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twatiosity

When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.
Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!

Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!
by Blondie and Rawkitup June 9, 2005
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Twatistan

A dazzling country whose capital city, Epic Win, plays host to the greatest people; you will ever know and Edward's dazzling peen.
"Twatistan, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off"

"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"

"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"
by Dr Carlisle Cullen October 9, 2008
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twatistic

adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia

noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics

noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.

n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.

n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.
by PseudoNinjar September 17, 2010
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twatist

twatist is a person who likes nothing better of a evening than inspecting and drooling over a ladies love tunnel
colin- hmm i love ladies love tunnels
matt- feck off you pervy twatist
by mattgc November 21, 2006
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