tuscon

a chocolate/black lab that is extremely cute in every way.

man, that dog is so fucking tuscon niggie!

by cracka12345 July 20, 2009

Tuscan Pool Party

When one inserts the fat end of a wine bottle into the anal opening whilst another individual attempts to drink wine from the opposing end of the bottle whilst within 100 feet of a pool or other body of water

"Wow, you should have seen the Tuscan Pool Party at Jakobs house last night!"

by Chalmuns Cantina GM December 13, 2014

Tuscan Mudslide

Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan Mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of poop residue left on the anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet paper.

"After his big sticky dump, Joel was telling Curtis about how much his anus was bleeding after he was done wiping. Curtis knew that Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."

"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."

by Moosehead88 February 18, 2015

Tuscan

Tuscan is the official language of Italy, San Marino and Switzerland. It is the real name of what is commonly known as Italian. In the Italic Peninsula many dialects of Latin appeared and the Tuscan dialect spoken in Florence became the official language of the whole Italian territory.
Unfortunately, due to the European nationalism it started to be called "Italian".

Ezekiel: Hey, Luca, I've been told that your grandpa is Italian.
Luca: Hehe, yes. Did my father tell you about it?
Ezekiel: Yes, he did.
Luca: Well, you now know why I have been christened with a Tuscan name.

by Ezechiel August 16, 2006

Tuscan Pot Roast

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.

Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.

by lerk99 March 12, 2017

Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.

I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

by Whyareyousofuckingweird May 15, 2018

Tuscan T-Bone

1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.

2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".

Bill: Ouch! Shit!

Sophie: What happened?

Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!

by oso31 June 19, 2007