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sidewalk
No such thing, it is a pavement
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sidewalk
The absolute most annoying fucking place to be in the world. No one wants to hang out on the street yet for some reason you can't be on the street without having to put up with types who seem to have a good time being on it.
These loudmouths on the sidewalk who fess up with an overeager, obnoxious attitude every single time someone walks down the street. Society is such a troll these days.
sidewalk by Nogoogleyeyes August 4, 2016
Sidewalk
A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.
Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”
Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”
Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”
Sidewalk by Fros T Snowman December 20, 2018
sidewalk shitter
When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.
sidewalk shitter by D.S. Credito March 1, 2015
Sidewalk Express
"Hey man, can you give me a ride to the store?"
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."
Sidewalk Express by Gleen707 March 4, 2018
sidewalk taco
sidewalk taco by abashface December 30, 2016
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"