Tucsonan 

1. Anyone who has ever spent a Summer in Tucson without leaving.

2. A beautiful hot woman who typically wears short skirts and high heels.

3. A Kind gentlemen who wears; big hats, shorts, beards, and yes flip-flops (sometimes a pistol). They often study Science, Art, or Architecture. They may be spotted wearing a University of Arizona t-shirt or a NASA t-shirt.

Conversation overheard on the street:
- "Damn she is so hot."
- "I know I cant stand this heat."
- "No, I mean, SHE is so hot"
- "Yeah but who is that nerdy guy in the big hat?"
- "Oh, I think they are Tucsonans."

Tucsonan by The_Thing October 3, 2011

Tucsonan 

1. Servant slave to the infrastructure of Tucson which is in turn "the subservient tool" of Davis-Monthan AFB (DM)

2. One who is good for making tacos for military personal from DM to eat.

3. Minimum wage slave there to ensure the fast food restaurants and convenience stores are able to provide service to personnel from DM.

Aren't these tucsonans great, always ready with a taco when you need one.

Airman: Hello sarge, my son just got a job at McDonald.
Sargent: Aren't Tucsonans suppose to be doing that?

Tucsonan by Obsidious August 2, 2009

Tucsonan 

1. A Tucsonan is a local resident that was born, lives or has migrated to Tucson, Arizona. While there is much debate over true Tucsonan's and Tucsonan's who have came to live in Tucson, one fact remains. A true Tucsonan knows how to spot saguaro cactus's, the best taco trucks in town , and neighborhoods that should be avoided at all costs.|

In many cases a true Tucsonan has also undergone traumatic brain injuries from excessive heat and temperature during the summer months and can seem a bit crazy at times.

Every Tucsonan who is a true Tucsonan also has the Tucsonan Application on their phone and pockets the best discounts and deals ready for brandishing at a moments notice, because let's face it, you're not Tucsonan unless you're constantly looking for cheap stuff in Tucson.

2. A Tucsonan is someone who is so broke they have to live in the cheapest city in America.

John: Hey Becky, we need some deals and discounts, have you heard of the Tucsonan phone application?
Becky: No John, I thought a Tucsonan was someone from Tucson, not a phone application.
John: Becky, it's both. A real Tucsonan doesn't have to say they're a Tucsonan for you to know they're a Tucsonan.

Tucsonan by TrueTucsonan January 17, 2020