Les is More

Meaning the same as "less is more," but with a Man vs. Wild vs. Survivorman twist. Les Stroud, star of Survivorman, has an admittedly less exciting (yet more educational and interesting) show than Man vs. Wild's Bear Grylls. But since Bear's show is as realistic as Baywatch is a show about lifeguarding and Survivorman actually has good tips...Les is More...
I could try packing everything and the kitchen sink on this dayhike, but as I learned on Survivorman, I'll just take my multi-tool. Les is More...
by oso31 September 14, 2007
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Bear Grylls

Verb.

To fool people into believing you are doing something amazing and spectacular when you are not. To lie. Taken from the Man vs. Wild show, where Bear Grylls supposedly made rafts and lived out in the wild, when in fact, other people were making the rafts while he slept in a comfy bed.
I used to think the guy in Man vs. Wild was cool, but it turns out he just Bear Gryllsed everybody into thinking he was doing something amazing. I'd rather watch Survivorman...
by oso31 September 13, 2007
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Ditka

Putting all your eggs in one basket. It is in reference to the 1999 NFL draft, when then-New Orleans Saints coach (and former Chicago Bears coach) Mike Ditka gave up all his draft picks for star Texas Longhorns Running Back Ricky Williams.
One of the guys on NFL Network today said that even if the Houston Texans were offered a Ditka for Reggie Bush, they would still turn it down.
by oso31 April 13, 2006
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Mustaine'd

Verb. To be Mustaine'd is to travel a great distance with a group of people, and once arriving at the destination point, to be sent immediately back--usually because you're being fired for being an incompetent ass.

This is named for Dave Mustaine who, as a member of Metallica, traveled with them from California to NYC. The band sent him packing the next day.
Alison: Did you see Project Runway last night?
Kora: When they got to go to Paris, and then Angela got Mustaine'd cause of the crappy dress? Awesome show.
Alison: Carry on!
by oso31 August 31, 2006
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Mannheim Steamroller

Similar to the Stairway to Heaven, but instead of rusty trombones up and down the staircase, it is a daisy-chain of people doing Cleveland Steamers on each other. Extra points if you can work the staircase in sequence.
It was so intense last night, there was a Mannheim Steamroller up and down the staircase!
by oso31 December 06, 2006
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Mighty Mississippi

1. n. Nickname for the Mississippi River, the second longest river in the United States.

2. n., adj. When your crap is so muddy and foul, you can catch catfish in it.
Tippy: Come take a look at this - I just crapped the Mighty Mississippi!
Playa: Oh, Gawd! Did you break a levee?
by oso31 July 11, 2008
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Termvert

1. N. A twisted mind who comes up with the most obscene, perverted terms and submits them to the UD. The preferred technique of the termvert is to take a term that sounds very harmless by itself (a.k.a., Cleveland Steamer, Frosty the Snowman, Tuscan T-Bone) and subfuse it with the most profane meaning possible.

Note: Termverts were once thought to be confined to bored teen-agers from upper class neighborhoods, but it’s now assumed to have settled mostly with middle-aged men residing in cube farms.

2. Adj. Of, by, or like a termvert.
Tom: I have a new definition for the Urban Dictionary. I call it the Tuscan T-Bone.

Doug (after reading it): Ugh. That’s disgusting.

Tom: Isn’t it awesome? Let’s post it to the UD.

Doug: Great idea. This is the best termvert definition ever.

by oso31 January 14, 2009
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