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Putting all your eggs in one basket. It is in reference to the 1999 NFL draft, when then-New Orleans Saints coach (and former Chicago Bears coach) Mike Ditka gave up all his draft picks for star Texas Longhorns Running Back Ricky Williams.
One of the guys on NFL Network today said that even if the Houston Texans were offered a Ditka for Reggie Bush, they would still turn it down.
by oso31 July 25, 2008
Get the Ditka mug.Verb. To be Mustaine'd is to travel a great distance with a group of people, and once arriving at the destination point, to be sent immediately back--usually because you're being fired for being an incompetent ass.
This is named for Dave Mustaine who, as a member of Metallica, traveled with them from California to NYC. The band sent him packing the next day.
This is named for Dave Mustaine who, as a member of Metallica, traveled with them from California to NYC. The band sent him packing the next day.
Alison: Did you see Project Runway last night?
Kora: When they got to go to Paris, and then Angela got Mustaine'd cause of the crappy dress? Awesome show.
Alison: Carry on!
Kora: When they got to go to Paris, and then Angela got Mustaine'd cause of the crappy dress? Awesome show.
Alison: Carry on!
by oso31 September 16, 2008
Get the Mustaine'd mug.Literally, a donkey who thought he farted but really shitted. This goes beyond the normal shart. It is a brutal, nauseating shart.
by oso31 September 17, 2008
Get the donshart mug.Similar to the Stairway to Heaven, but instead of rusty trombones up and down the staircase, it is a daisy-chain of people doing Cleveland Steamers on each other. Extra points if you can work the staircase in sequence.
by oso31 December 7, 2006
Get the Mannheim Steamroller mug.1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.
2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".
2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".
Bill: Ouch! Shit!
Sophie: What happened?
Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!
Sophie: What happened?
Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!
by oso31 June 19, 2007
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To fool people into believing you are doing something amazing and spectacular when you are not. To lie. Taken from the Man vs. Wild show, where Bear Grylls supposedly made rafts and lived out in the wild, when in fact, other people were making the rafts while he slept in a comfy bed.
To fool people into believing you are doing something amazing and spectacular when you are not. To lie. Taken from the Man vs. Wild show, where Bear Grylls supposedly made rafts and lived out in the wild, when in fact, other people were making the rafts while he slept in a comfy bed.
I used to think the guy in Man vs. Wild was cool, but it turns out he just Bear Gryllsed everybody into thinking he was doing something amazing. I'd rather watch Survivorman...
by oso31 September 28, 2007
Get the Bear Grylls mug.Meaning the same as "less is more," but with a Man vs. Wild vs. Survivorman twist. Les Stroud, star of Survivorman, has an admittedly less exciting (yet more educational and interesting) show than Man vs. Wild's Bear Grylls. But since Bear's show is as realistic as Baywatch is a show about lifeguarding and Survivorman actually has good tips...Les is More...
I could try packing everything and the kitchen sink on this dayhike, but as I learned on Survivorman, I'll just take my multi-tool. Les is More...
by oso31 September 28, 2007
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