Tuscany
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Tuscany
Tuscany is a kinda sarcastic bitch. She’s a great girl who has a laugh every now and then, she has a great sense of humour and can probably steal your man in a split second.
Tuscany by imjustaliteboyfrombradford September 28, 2020
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Tuscany Fever
Is when you slam your dick across someone's face over and over until he gets a headache and his head is hot because of the friction, and all the left over Florida Sunshine is snot.
One night, while Magyk is sleeping, I'll sneak up on him, and once he turns around, I'll stick my zaboo in his goo-grinder, then douse it all over with Florida sunshine while pouring Mandarin Extract (or Tangerine Soul) all over his chest in his bed, and for good measure, I'll give him the ol' Tuscany Fever seconds afterward, and with gusto!
Tuscany Fever by DevilXPanther January 8, 2011
The Tuscany Teetickle Special
The sexual act in which the female grinds her teeth using sandpaper, till fragments of her teeth lays on the guys testicles which she then sucks and nibbles on the teeth fragments and the testicles its self
The Tuscany Teetickle Special by Hoggish & Herecles April 13, 2017
Tuscan Pool Party
When one inserts the fat end of a wine bottle into the anal opening whilst another individual attempts to drink wine from the opposing end of the bottle whilst within 100 feet of a pool or other body of water
Tuscan Pool Party by Chalmuns Cantina GM December 13, 2014
Tuscan Mudslide
Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan Mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of poop residue left on the anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet paper.
"After his big sticky dump, Joel was telling Curtis about how much his anus was bleeding after he was done wiping. Curtis knew that Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."
"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."
"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."
Tuscan Mudslide by Moosehead88 February 18, 2015
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