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Definitions by Whyareyousofuckingweird

Treasure Dungeon 

The anus. Butthole. Forbidden Cavern. Pleasure Pinhole. Etc.
We've been dating for 8 months and he still won't let me in the treasure dungeon. I might just have to surprise him for his birthday.

ticonderoga tangler 

When she rolls over during double penetration and both dicks get twisted together.
"...So last night we were trying some DP when all of a sudden she gives us a Ticonderoga tangler! Needless to say Fred and I won't be in to work till Thursday."

Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.
I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

Spaghetti Dinner 

When you go down on a guy, but he's got a thin dick and it's like slurping up some spaghetti with a side of meatballs
Mom: How was your date with David last night?

Sarah: Not the best, I had a spaghetti dinner.