ticonderoga tangler

When she rolls over during double penetration and both dicks get twisted together.

"...So last night we were trying some DP when all of a sudden she gives us a Ticonderoga tangler! Needless to say Fred and I won't be in to work till Thursday."

by Whyareyousofuckingweird June 04, 2018

Spaghetti Dinner

When you go down on a guy, but he's got a thin dick and it's like slurping up some spaghetti with a side of meatballs

Mom: How was your date with David last night?

Sarah: Not the best, I had a spaghetti dinner.

by Whyareyousofuckingweird March 24, 2018

Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.

I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

by Whyareyousofuckingweird March 24, 2018

Treasure Dungeon

The anus. Butthole. Forbidden Cavern. Pleasure Pinhole. Etc.

We've been dating for 8 months and he still won't let me in the treasure dungeon. I might just have to surprise him for his birthday.

by Whyareyousofuckingweird February 21, 2021