turgar 

A square, an uncool person
Originates from Sussex, England
(see also: slink and clinse)

"Dude, you are SUCH a turgar"

turgar by Ernest Worthing February 4, 2005

Targaryen Privilege 

Targaryen Privilege

The outrageous assumption that your people own and have discovered everything.

Women were considered as baby making machines; even though they were Targaryens. A saying in classical Targaryen is:

Striḥ asmākaṃ raktaṃ asmākaṃ balaṃ yoniṃ ca sarvaṃ kintu Purṣaḥ sarvaṃ soubhāgyaṃ dharayanti

Which means:

“Women have our strength, blood, fierceness and 100% of the yoni; but men hold all of the privilege.”

They incestuously intermarried to keep their bloodline pure and developed genetic diseases which they kept as a secret among themselves.

They said of themselves:

“Every time a Targaryen is born the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”

Their dragons and well trained police force, The Gold Cloaks, kept law and order. Gold Cloaks were famous for extra judicial killings, and summary judgements and executions of accused criminals on the street level. This became known as the “street justice of the Thick Gold Wall.

Whoever the Targaryens conquered, they claimed their achievements and enslaved the people.

When there was no one else to dominate they began to fight among themselves destroying both dragons the Targaryen bloodline. Without their dragons, they were less than the people they had conquered. Without their dominant presence the world divided itself into seven kingdoms.

Wars were fought to redefine privilege. But, Targaryen Privilege died with the last dragon and the last Targaryen.

Question: Man, why was Lovecraft Country cancelled after a successful first season; but, Game of Thrones got an entire prequel series after a disastrous season eight?

Answer: Targaryen Privilege, man; frikin’ Targaryen Privilege!!!!!!

Targaryen Privilege by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 10, 2022

turdarrhea 

The one-two punch of a good old fashioned turd followed up by a torrent of explosive diarrhea.

It begins with a standard-issue turd forming in the colon from observing a normal healthy diet. Then, usually whilst drunk, you eat something which is known to have explosive diarrhea causing effects, e.g. Chipotle. This results in immense pressure buildup of diarrhea behind the turd "plug" in much the same way as magma builds up beneath a solid rock cap in a volcano prior to its eruption.

At some point you become acutely aware of this pressure and go scrambling for the toilet - if you're lucky, you make it in time. What happens next is in many respects similar to the discharging of a cannon or firearm. The immense pressure wave propels the solid turd out of your butt, usually splattering it against the side of the toilet bowl like a sticky, smelly artillery shell. The diarrhea then spews out in a manner not unlike the rocket exhaust of a space shuttle launch, coating toilet and buttcheeks with a soupy-yellow brown film.

Best case scenario is that cleanup requires a jug of bleach and a hot shower. Worst case, the hazmat team.

A particularly violent bout of turdarrhea cracked my toilet bowl and flooded my entire house with a two-foot deep layer of poo soup. Interestingly enough, the little pieces of corn from my burrito survived the trip through my GI tract intact and were floating around like little yellow life rafts.

turdarrhea by burritobrosshits August 5, 2011

west coast turnaround 

Trucker slang for stimulants (amphetamines or extra-strong caffeine pills), used to keep the driver awake and alert. Often used when driving late at night, or on a second shift when the driver should be pulled over and sleeping in a motel or rest stop.

My second driver is a west coast turnaround, and he's gonna drive us all the way back home.

west coast turnaround by Jori Atoz June 21, 2004

Turnaround Tipster

1. An economist or investor who claims to know when the stock market has "bottomed out" based on inside information or a unique set of obscure metrics. 2. Someone who tells you to "get back in the market" because the turnaround has begun. 3. A charlatan.

Ted says we should start buying stock again because the semi-conductor market is firming up in Taiwan. He's one of those Turnaround Tipsters on CNBC.

Turnaround Tipster by Peter Kobs March 10, 2009

turgurt 

tur-gurt

-noun

The frozen yogurt that falls off the dispenser and ends up on either the floor or the catching bin, resulting in a turd-like appearance. Found commonly at self-serve froyo places.

I was going to get some blueberry tart at yogurtland, but the sheer amount of turgurt changed my mind.

turgurt by bbtart July 20, 2010

Targaryen 

The conquerers of and longest ruling royal family in the history of Westeros, the continent where George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" book series and HBO's "Game of Thrones" take place. All around BAMF's that keep dragons as pets and can walk through fire. Fluent in High Valyrian and catchphrases that could burn entire cities to the ground. Also very good at burning actual cities to the ground. Their downfall was incest-induced bat-shit craziness that resulted in feeding each other to dragons, burning down the family vacation home, burning themselves alive, getting stabbed by Lannisters, and drowning in molten gold. Down but not out, Fire and Blood will rain down upon Westeros once again... as soon as their last surviving member figures out which way west is.

“Like their dragons, the Targaryens answered to neither gods nor men.”
- Catelyn Tully
“Every child knows that the Targaryens have always danced too close to madness.”
- Ser Barristan Selmy

Targaryen by Starshine3987 April 15, 2014