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tur-gurt

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The frozen yogurt that falls off the dispenser and ends up on either the floor or the catching bin, resulting in a turd-like appearance. Found commonly at self-serve froyo places.
I was going to get some blueberry tart at yogurtland, but the sheer amount of turgurt changed my mind.
by bbtart July 20, 2010
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