Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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the sound effect made by the superhero Nightcrawler (from Marvel Comics' X-Men) when he teleports
*BAMF!*
Hey, look, Nightcrawler just popped in.
by Figleaf23 September 19, 2007
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Teddy Roosevelt- reading a biography of this man is like reading a manual on how to be a BAMF, not only did he kick ass his entire life, with such BAMFness as giving a two hour speech with a bullet in his chest, but death had to take him in his sleep because if he had been awake he would have kicked deaths ass.
by Ulfrinn January 10, 2011
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Carlos is a BAMF.
That dude just ate a bowl of thumbtacks, he's a BAMF.
by Cornelious September 24, 2005
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