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Like a curfew but gang members and skinheads enforce it instead of cops. Turfews stop people form going into gang territories or other things like National Socialist/White Supremest rallies after a certain time. They aren't meant to, but turfews save lots of lifes, because they stop people from getting caught in the middle of something like a shootout.
I curb stomped that wop after he went to Gelsons after turfew.

Nice one man, even if he has children it doesn't make him a Blood. Did ya keep his teeth?
turfew by BAPHVOMIT September 15, 2009
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to be removed from a certain place or establishment
to be rejected
"shame blad you got turfed"
turfed by mr majestic June 12, 2005
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Home Turfer 

When you defecate at home by choice.
Worker: "Jesus- your farts fucking stink! Finish that off in the can, will ya?!"

Co-Worker: "No way- I'm gonna ride this out until I get home and drop a glorious home turfer."
Home Turfer by FineCharlie July 18, 2019
Refering to the look of a throw back, or beaten item.
"Man, your shits turfed."
Turfed by Sgt. Snoo Snoo November 10, 2006
Man i was so fuckin turfed last night. That party was off the hook.
Turfed by cammac197 August 25, 2010

turfed out 

To be dismissed summarily. To be unwillingly removed from a place. To be dropped from a team etc.
He was turfed out of his job.

The landlord turfed him out of his flat because he did not pay the rent.

He was turfed out of the team after he played bad at the last game.
turfed out by Stephen Flaherty January 5, 2009
Not a well known definition, but a turfer is an ugly girl.

Turfer
n.

1. An ugly girl, used as a sort of a polite slang way of desribing an ugly bitch.
turf, turfer, turf crowd(a bunch of ugly bitches)

2. A guy who goes around looking for girls to fuck.
to turf around, turfing, turfer
1. (first guy) Yo i heard my man gonna bring some fine ass bitches up to the party! (second guy) You fuckin stupid nigga, i seem them - they all turfers.

Ahh man, shes a turfer.

2. Look at that guy over there, what a fucking turfer!

turfer by T Rob December 28, 2005
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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