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When you defecate at home by choice.
Worker: "Jesus- your farts fucking stink! Finish that off in the can, will ya?!"

Co-Worker: "No way- I'm gonna ride this out until I get home and drop a glorious home turfer."
by FineCharlie July 18, 2019
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