turfwad

A person who is completely and utterly dumb; someone who engages in stupid acts, activities, or says something that is so blatantly wrong that it reaches the point of idiocy.

Teacher: Who is the current president of the United States?
Student: Uhhh... That black guy. Whats his name...oh, do you mean Martin Luther King?
Teacher: What planet you are living on, you turfwad?

by notaturfwad March 31, 2011

turdwaddle

that back-and-forth hip movement you get when you gamble on a fart and lose.

Surprise! Your air-biscuit made you turdwaddle!

by Gr33nEy3dM@dm@n February 14, 2024