turfer

Not a well known definition, but a turfer is an ugly girl.

Turfer
n.

1. An ugly girl, used as a sort of a polite slang way of desribing an ugly bitch.
turf, turfer, turf crowd(a bunch of ugly bitches)

2. A guy who goes around looking for girls to fuck.
to turf around, turfing, turfer

1. (first guy) Yo i heard my man gonna bring some fine ass bitches up to the party! (second guy) You fuckin stupid nigga, i seem them - they all turfers.

Ahh man, shes a turfer.

2. Look at that guy over there, what a fucking turfer!

by T Rob December 28, 2005

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A conspiracy theorist who believes that the recent town hall meetings and Tea Party protests from conservatives and libertarians are part of a grand scheme of the Republican Party to defame President Obama and health care reform.

Look at Nancy Pelosi bitching on TV with her tin foil hat about the Tea Parties; what a turfer!

by SonOfLiberty76 September 1, 2009

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turfer

A person who surfs and wears surf clothes but also wears townieish/chavish clothing.

e.g. Billabong jumper, trucker cap, over tight jeans and fluroscent white skate shoes

by Lizzie May 13, 2005

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Home Turfer

When you defecate at home by choice.

Worker: "Jesus- your farts fucking stink! Finish that off in the can, will ya?!"

Co-Worker: "No way- I'm gonna ride this out until I get home and drop a glorious home turfer."

by FineCharlie July 18, 2019

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Alex turner

The hottest old man of them all. Also is a sexy mother fucker and has a really sexy deep crusty voice that is sexy also he is the lead singer of the arctic monkeys.

Fangirl:Omg I love Alex turner he's so hot

Bitch:here we go again bois

by Themightycooch August 28, 2019

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