Turdsman
A circus worker whose main job is cleaning up animal excrement. Also could be a low level worker at an office or other employment.
Turdsman by Norbert Young December 29, 2005
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turdmanship
josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!
turdmanship by chuckybubbles April 5, 2009
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Turdsman • turdman • TurdmanMagee • turdmance • turdmanship • turdspank • turdstand • turd sandwich • Turd Smasher • Turd Stan
turdstand
A
turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the [water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.
turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the [water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.
turdstand by poomaster banks May 24, 2007
turdspank
one who is acting spontaneously silly; an endearing term meant for friends, family, companion animals; one who does something, not harmful and not necessarily on purpose, which elicits laughter ... such as a "trip" of their own tongue or foot; a term for oneself amidst an unfavorable, not deliberate, and somewhat unconscious or "brainless" action ... such as spilling your latte on your work suit, mistakingly tracking mud indoor on white carpet, calling someone by the wrong name — oops!
My two cuddly kitties were definite turdspanks the day they napped within an indoor potted plant, dirt strewn on the floor. They appeared so cute, peacefully purring among the leafy green leaves — some of which needed assistance to grow upward again. No sense in getting upset over such an innocent action. Laugh and enjoy life! Later a vacuum sucked up the misplaced soil, and some thin wire fencing protected the plant and convinced these furry kids to nap elsewhere.
turdspank by Kiantha Shadduck July 25, 2011
turdsandwich
Some one who nobody likes or some one who hangs around when they are not wanted and they almost all the time have a shitty haircut and can't be called just a turd but a turdsandwich. O yeah they smell too
why is that turdsandwhich follow me all over the place with that turdsandwich of a haircut. wow no one likes that turdsandwich of a man. I do not like turdsandwiches Sam Iam
turdsandwich by Bradford Dearstine May 31, 2006
Turdman
Turdman by Georjetson May 5, 2010
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turdman by loren brinton February 7, 2005
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