turdmuncher

Somebody who munches turds

Kelly: hey sue, what are you doing tonight?
Sue: Not much kelly, how bout you?
Kelly: Thought I might watch a movie and munch some turds. Wanna come over?
Sue: Sounds great kel, I love munching turds!

by Dave September 19, 2003

turdpuncher

A man, whose sexual preferences lean toward the male population. Who also enjoys taking part in anal sexual intercourse. Wherein his penis will inevitably make contact with excrement inside the colon. His enthusiastic thrusting creates a "punching" motion causing the excrement to become packed tightly inside the recipient. Causing great discomfort.

"Mark is such a turdpuncher!"

by TwerkedOutBrindlemeyer May 9, 2008

Turd Muncher

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.

I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.

by Breezie's September 21, 2005

turd-muncher

The medical phenomena of a person's breathe literally smelling like fecal matter; a derogatory term for someone whose mouth smells like intestinal waste, or rotting protein.

"Go brush your teeth you little turd-muncher!"

by The Dirty Mouth of the South September 27, 2010

Turd Muncher

A person who you don't like but can't quite hate

"Dude! Our Gay Uncle Evan is such… such a… um… such a Turd Muncher!"

by Too Tun Tonto July 24, 2016

Toadmuncher

Natives of Ashtabula

Them dam toadmunchers don't know how to set a lineup if a city slicker showed em.

by Toadmuncher September 9, 2021