turdmaker

someone who talks a lot of shit.

Did you hear what she said?
Yeah! what a turdmaker! Someone needs to put her in her place.

by ** us ** March 3, 2011

Turdmaster

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.

Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

turdminer

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

by justadrunk August 16, 2004

Turdmeric

A spice loved by butt burglars

Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

Turd maker

A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.

Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.

"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"

by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014

concave turd maker

Gay man who fucks his partner. His cock makes the other guys turd concave.

Joe hold still I going to push it up you tonight and make your turd concave.

by Adultfun4135 April 20, 2005

Turdmerc

A person who was hired to rape a dude's butt.

I heard he got taken by a turdmerc at the party.

by Moustache Squeege June 21, 2016