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Turdmaster
Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.
Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.
Turdmaster by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020
Related Words
turdmaker • concave turd maker • Turd Taker • turdminer • turdager • turdbaler • turdmare • Turdmerc • Turdmergency • Turdmeric
turdminer
turdminer by justadrunk August 16, 2004
Turdmeric
Turdmeric by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021
Turd maker
A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.
Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.
"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"
"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"
Turd maker by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014
concave turd maker
concave turd maker by Adultfun4135 April 20, 2005
Turdmerc
Turdmerc by Moustache Squeege June 21, 2016
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