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1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.
A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."
by justadrunk August 16, 2004
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There is no definition that can explain the harsh, back-breaking work that My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father did when he was 3 years old.
Sadly, to make a living, My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father Was a Poor Virginia Turd-Miner, working for no more than three cents a week
by The BIZ December 26, 2004
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