tu'rds

turn towards

Okay class tu'rds the board.

by Frank Figlestein September 2, 2010

turds to all

'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..

"Y'all be good; turds to all."

by Cranberry Bob February 22, 2020

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Turbo Turds

To take a fast shit.

Uh-oh. I have to shit but I have a show coming on in a minute! Better make turbo turds!

by Userman July 9, 2011

Amber turd's

A narcissistic b#$&@ that files abuse lawsuits on her partner for no reason while shitting on stand also Amber Turd's

Amber turd's is a girl that shits in bed

by URMOMISSUSSYAMONGUSඞඞඞඞඞඞURMOM June 15, 2022

Turdsworth

Whereby one cannot finish one's meal and the amount left on the plate is comparable to the turd within the individual.

Sarah was out to brunch with her girlfriends but was yet to have a bowel motion for the day consequently she left a turdsworth of French toast on the plate.

Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"

Frank: "How did you know?"

Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."

Frank: "I love you".

Graham: "What?"

Frank: "Nothing".

by Shombray5000 January 18, 2015

Duelling Turds

The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.

Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?

Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019