tu'rds
turn towards
tu'rds by Frank Figlestein September 2, 2010
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turds to all
'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..
turds to all by Cranberry Bob February 22, 2020
Dried Turds
Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)
Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
Turbo Turds
Turbo Turds by Userman July 9, 2011
Amber turd's
A narcissistic b#$&@ that files abuse lawsuits on her partner for no reason while shitting on stand also Amber Turd's
Amber turd's by URMOMISSUSSYAMONGUSඞඞඞඞඞඞURMOM June 15, 2022
Turdsworth
Whereby one cannot finish one's meal and the amount left on the plate is comparable to the turd within the individual.
Sarah was out to brunch with her girlfriends but was yet to have a bowel motion for the day consequently she left a turdsworth of French toast on the plate.
Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"
Frank: "How did you know?"
Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."
Frank: "I love you".
Graham: "What?"
Frank: "Nothing".
Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"
Frank: "How did you know?"
Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."
Frank: "I love you".
Graham: "What?"
Frank: "Nothing".
Turdsworth by Shombray5000 January 18, 2015
Duelling Turds
The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.
Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?
Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
Duelling Turds by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
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