turdsaw

To cut someone else's floater in half with your piss.

When I turdsawed that brownfish in half all of the corn fell out.

by brobro December 6, 2007

Turdsworth

Whereby one cannot finish one's meal and the amount left on the plate is comparable to the turd within the individual.

Sarah was out to brunch with her girlfriends but was yet to have a bowel motion for the day consequently she left a turdsworth of French toast on the plate.

Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"

Frank: "How did you know?"

Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."

Frank: "I love you".

Graham: "What?"

Frank: "Nothing".

by Shombray5000 January 18, 2015

turdsack

1. A word that can be used synonymously with words such as douchebag. asshat, jackass or any other derogatory statement.

2. A person that the world could do without.

My boss wouldn't give me today off. What a turdsack.

by Jamiebanger August 3, 2007

Turdswallower

A white woman who "dates" negro men. Based on the fact that the negro penis resembles a turd

"to bad about Sandy, once she broke 200 lbs. she became a turdswallower"

by coontruth February 26, 2009

Turdsac

A bag filled with poop

Can I borrow a turdsac? My dog just pooped.

by Dark sparkle May 3, 2018

turdsandwich

Some one who nobody likes or some one who hangs around when they are not wanted and they almost all the time have a shitty haircut and can't be called just a turd but a turdsandwich. O yeah they smell too

why is that turdsandwhich follow me all over the place with that turdsandwich of a haircut. wow no one likes that turdsandwich of a man. I do not like turdsandwiches Sam Iam

by Bradford Dearstine May 31, 2006

turdspawn

Verb; A point in any game that you kill people online, that when you respawn, you respawn in the middle of the enemy position, and are killed off 0-3 seconds after your respawn.

Turdspawn-er: Noun;When you are the person that killed the guy

Reverse Turdspawn: Verb;When you spawn in the middle of the enemy position, but take them all out.

Alex:Crap, I'm dead.
Luke:It's alright, I took him out.
Alex:'k, I'm almost back........ there, I'm ba- DAMMIT! I just turdspawned!!

by Zakstab March 30, 2008