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Turdsworth
Whereby one cannot finish one's meal and the amount left on the plate is comparable to the turd within the individual.
Sarah was out to brunch with her girlfriends but was yet to have a bowel motion for the day consequently she left a turdsworth of French toast on the plate.
Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"
Frank: "How did you know?"
Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."
Frank: "I love you".
Graham: "What?"
Frank: "Nothing".
Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"
Frank: "How did you know?"
Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."
Frank: "I love you".
Graham: "What?"
Frank: "Nothing".
Turdsworth by Shombray5000 January 18, 2015
Related Words
turdsaw • turdsack • turdspawn • Turdsworth • Turdsac • TurdSalad • Turdswallower • turd sandwich • Turds with friends • turd savant
turdsack
1. A word that can be used synonymously with words such as douchebag. asshat, jackass or any other derogatory statement.
2. A person that the world could do without.
2. A person that the world could do without.
turdsack by Jamiebanger August 3, 2007
Turdswallower
Turdswallower by coontruth February 26, 2009
Turdsac
Turdsac by Dark sparkle May 3, 2018
turdsandwich
Some one who nobody likes or some one who hangs around when they are not wanted and they almost all the time have a shitty haircut and can't be called just a turd but a turdsandwich. O yeah they smell too
why is that turdsandwhich follow me all over the place with that turdsandwich of a haircut. wow no one likes that turdsandwich of a man. I do not like turdsandwiches Sam Iam
turdsandwich by Bradford Dearstine May 31, 2006
turdspawn
Verb; A point in any game that you kill people online, that when you respawn, you respawn in the middle of the enemy position, and are killed off 0-3 seconds after your respawn.
Turdspawn-er: Noun;When you are the person that killed the guy
Reverse Turdspawn: Verb;When you spawn in the middle of the enemy position, but take them all out.
Turdspawn-er: Noun;When you are the person that killed the guy
Reverse Turdspawn: Verb;When you spawn in the middle of the enemy position, but take them all out.
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