turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

by Robert Warren September 10, 2008

turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

by Robert Warren September 9, 2008

Turdsicle

People that just act like there the sh*it so there called turdsicle

*thats y u suck*
What a turdsicle

by That turd over there July 7, 2018

Turdsicle

People who r silly and thinks there the sh*it

Aye quit acting like a turdsicle ur getting on my nerves u think ur the shit and ur silly

by That turd over there July 7, 2018

KANSAS TURDPILE

Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.

When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

turdstile

The anus. It is also know as the butthole, fecal dispenser, cigar cutter, the moist, poop chute, crap cooker, colon, fartbox, shit lips, sphincter, ol' crusty, etc.

Dude, I have to pass a loaf so bad that I can hear it. If I don't get to the toilet soon it will slide past the turdstile.

by JEUNT December 4, 2010

turdmillets

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets

Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021