turdslurp 

a sexual event in where either members engaged in intercourse can insert a snorkle into the anus of his/her partner. With the snorkle inserted to the desired depth, the partner conducting the "turdslurp" procedes to "slurp" out the anus of his/her partner

Janet turdslurped Henry with Franklin's new snorkle

turdslurp by The Doctorb "B for Bargain" December 9, 2008

Turdsurfing 

The act of using a mobile device for internet access whilst using the toilet. For example, use of an iPhone for web access while using the toilet would constitute turdsurfing.

Today I had a good turdsurfing session.

Turdsurfing by Angrybob October 1, 2009

turdslap

When someone slaps you with a turd

I just gave that bitch a turdslap

turdslap by gtiargh July 10, 2009

turdsurfer 

derogatory term for a close friend who is suspected of having doing the what what in the butt aka anal sex.

Andy is a turdsurfer.

turdsurfer by Pat B. March 22, 2007

Turd Slurp 

The act of eating ass; annalingus

E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.

Turd Slurp by Schmorgan June 9, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022