turdslurp

a sexual event in where either members engaged in intercourse can insert a snorkle into the anus of his/her partner. With the snorkle inserted to the desired depth, the partner conducting the "turdslurp" procedes to "slurp" out the anus of his/her partner

Janet turdslurped Henry with Franklin's new snorkle

by The Doctorb "B for Bargain" December 9, 2008

Turdsurfing

The act of using a mobile device for internet access whilst using the toilet. For example, use of an iPhone for web access while using the toilet would constitute turdsurfing.

Today I had a good turdsurfing session.

by Angrybob October 1, 2009

turdslap

When someone slaps you with a turd

I just gave that bitch a turdslap

by gtiargh July 10, 2009

turdsurfer

derogatory term for a close friend who is suspected of having doing the what what in the butt aka anal sex.

Andy is a turdsurfer.

by Pat B. March 22, 2007

Turd Slurp

The act of eating ass; annalingus

E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.

by Schmorgan June 9, 2018