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Take tommy’s tiny short elephant
Mom: TOMMY
tommy: yes mom

mom: tttse
tttse by Boiwhattheehellboi September 12, 2021
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"A person who is solely sexually attracted to breasts. To the point where they dislike and/or do not want traditional sex in favor of doing sexual acts focused on breasts"
"Hey, do you find the tits on most websites disappointing? They barley do anything with them."
"Oh, you must be a Titsexual"
Titsexual by PaizuriPrince June 17, 2021
Related Words
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Something that is cooler than yourself and those around you. pronounced "TOT-SEE"
"That girl is so TOTSE i'll never get her"

"I can't believe this party's so TOTSE"

"Your mom catching skiff-a-lofo-guss from me at last years christmas party when we all got drunk was definitly the most non "TOTSE" moment of my life"
TOTSE by skitzo Money Boxer boy December 30, 2006
Titsesh, n.

A titsesh is a recreational activity in which people without tits have a "sesh," or a social gathering, with people who are contrastingly endowed with tits.
"Hey, Jeff, are you planning on hanging out with just us guys this Friday?"

"Na, man - I'm gonna go out for a titsesh."
Titsesh by chlojk March 10, 2018

totseism 

A word, phrase or action that originated on Totse.com
Three examples of totseisms are:
SCREEEAW!!!
Murder/suicide.
Huff Raid.
totseism by RabD July 26, 2006

totseans 

Are there any fellow totseans here?
totseans by Totsean December 9, 2008
and the (T)emple (O)f (T)he (S)creaming (E)lectron. TOTSE.
When I went to totse I didn't even know how to make a hydrocarbon cannon, why I can't go the speed of light, or what these small bumps on my penis were. I left knowing why DXM isn't just for kids, how I could make a trench coat out of duct tape, and learned why I shouldn't use the word ******.
totse by Pwnt? February 17, 2004
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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