TOT

Acrynom for: Table of Twats
*Note that the definition for twat is used as whore

A TOT is a any table filled with whores. Usually as soon as one twat sits at a table, the TOT soon starts to build and quickly multiply.

A random guy says: Look at that Twat sitting alone

2 Minutes Later

Same guy: Holy crap, that TOT has over 10 people

Another 2 Minutes Later

Same Guy: What the f**k, that TOT completely multiplied by 300%

by Tobi is teh Pwn March 31, 2009

TOT

Polite English shorthand for the Yiddish expression "Tuchas Oyfn Tish", literally meaning "Ass on the Table". Figuratively used the mean "Put up or shut up".

Come on Manny. TOT. What's the bottom line here?

by Rosethorn2 October 04, 2010

TOT

Acronym for Texting on Toilet. What your text-crazed friend does.

"God damn Mark has been in the bathroom forever, he must be totting."
"I tried totting last week, but I dropped my phone in the bowl."

by Mattt T January 25, 2008

TOT

TOT has two definitions but it's exactly used for the same thing.

1. TOT is an Emoticon of a guy Cryin' (The Ts are Tearful Eyes and the O is the Mouth)

2. TOT are the initials of "tons of tears"

That new Angra cd is Awesome TOT!!!!

I'm A Nordic Viking From The Nordic Realms Of Northenia tot

by Norther February 26, 2005

TOT

Turd On Tip. This occurs when a guy is having anal sex with a female. And, when he pulls his penis out, there is boo boo on the tip of his penis

Damn girl, you gave me the TOT. Next time, douche your ass before having anal sex.

by Bill Bush May 25, 2007

TOT

Trick Or Treating hence TOT

Robert, you missed out! I got so much candy from toting today!

by lucydearr<3 November 01, 2007

TOT

A black metal/noise band from Redcliffe. Hates a lot of things, but in particular things like fire breathing and the Canberra black metal scene. If you don't like TOT it means you are either from Canberra, think fire breathing is cool, or
wear patch jackets when you take out the rubbish

Hey don't tell the cunts from TOT you like firebreathing, they'll fucken kill you.

by J.I April 20, 2005